Tequila!

Last night, my niece planned a birthday party for her best friend. Staying true to cinco de mayo, there were margaritas, tequila & there were Heinekins…..

What happenned to the Coronas or Tecate?  I don’t know.

Anyway, it seems like everyone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.  Upset stomachs & hang-overs all over the place.

It shouldn’t be called tequila, it should be to-kill-ya.

fuckyeahmexico:

figlioperduto:

Machete’s Special Cinco De Mayo Message: To Arizona

This is awesome!

Cinco de Mayo

(By the way, Cinco de mayo is not the Mexican Independence day. It is a celebration of kicking the French out of Mexico.)

People use Cinco de Mayo as an excuse to eat Mexican food. Everyday is cinco de mayo to me then. I eat hot salsa, beans, & tortillas everyday.

Today it is so hot & humid that when you step out of the house it feels like you are walking into a sauna therefor I am avoiding my daily bike ride & swim.  When it is this hot outside going into the pool feels like you are swimming in soup!

Vegetarian Food

My son made tofu-chili-stuffed-peppers yesterday for dinner. He is not a vegetarian.

What is the point of making vegetarian food if your just going to eat steak the next day?

Tofu sounds like Toad Food to me.

Nausea

I know I am not the only one in the world that associates a nauseated young woman with pregnancy. 

My daughter has not been feeling well this afternoon. After repeatedly saying that she felt nauseated & then vomited, I asked her if she could be pregnant.  She replied: “It is highly unlikely.”  As I was walking out the door, something came to mind…. So, from the entrance of the house I shouted: “Your mom was on contraceptives when she got pregnant with the both of you!”

So, anything can happen, that is my point.

Diamonds

When are people going to realize that all diamonds are “blood diamonds”?

People can be so stupid!  

Its annoying when people keep asking you the same shit over & over. I would of slapped the camera too.

Dessert = 3 words

PECAN TURTLE FUDGE

A quote from John Stewart (via demons)

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If Reincarnation exists….

I want to come back as a cat. Not just any cat. A pampered pet. Like a cat that belongs to a rich old lady, so I can eat & sleep all day.

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